.PDFPOOR DECISIONS FUND

Global Misjudgment Capital presents

POOR
DECISIONS
FUND

$PDF

Diversified exposure to bad timing.

Institutional-grade poor decision making, now onchain. Three markets. Zero good ideas.

Make a poor decisionRead the prospectus*
*There is no prospectus.
Pixel-art Poor Decisions Fund poster featuring a sleep-deprived fund manager holding a red bag
Illustrative launch art · displayed market moves are fictional, not live quotes
Market cap—Live after launch.
YTD strategyBagholdingInvestment horizon: extended.
Management fee0%Performance has not been demonstrated.

Different markets · same poor decisions

Three ways to misallocate capital

PDF will trade through separate PAR markets. These are pairings—not assets owned by PDF.

PDF / USDGUSDG

The responsible one

Market opens after launch
PDF / NVDANVDA

AI cannot be overvalued

Market opens after launch
PDF / TSLATSLA

Volatility is a feature

Market opens after launch

Shareholder communications

Management remains confident

Particularly when no one asks follow-up questions.

market_update_FINAL.pdf

Portfolio update

Our investment horizon has been extended.

Issued immediately after management discovers it bought the top.

capital_raise_v3.pdf

Capital formation

We welcome an additional poor decision maker.

For whale buys, fresh wallets, and other improvements in fundamentals.

personnel_update_v4.pdf

Advisory transition

A founding limited partner has left the firm.

They are pursuing other opportunities, apparently near the local top.

FORWARD GUIDANCEQ3 Buy highQ4 Sell lowQ1 Tax-loss harvestQ2 Blame market makers

thesis_FINAL_v7.pdf

Proprietary five-step process

  1. Identify emerging trend.
  2. Wait for confirmation.
  3. Wait for additional confirmation.
  4. Buy after 300% increase.
  5. Announce long-term conviction.

Meet management

Chief Investment Officer & Senior Bagholder

Former Senior Vice President of Buying Tops

Experience
17 years projected · 3 months actual
Specialties
FOMO · thesis drift · moving stop losses
Core competency
Calling drawdowns “accumulation”

How it actually works

One token. Three quote markets.

PDF is a satirical token, not an ETF or investment fund, and it does not own stocks. PAR creates separate locked Uniswap V4 markets between PDF and USDG, NVDA, and TSLA Stock Tokens. The market labels describe quote assets, not a portfolio.

Prices, fees, liquidity, and contract links will appear here after launch.